Thought process when power goes out:
- Too dark too see
- Try to turn on lights anyway
- Realize power is out
- Search for flashlight
- Too dark too see
- Try to turn on lights again
- Realize power is still out
- Can’t find flashlight in darkness
- Consider finding the flashlight to help find the flashlight
- Realize that makes no sense
- Use shitty cell phone screen as light source
- Doesn’t help
- Trip over shit
- Power comes back on
